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Redstate || Your Tax Dollars At Work:

Democrat (n.) - SORE LOSER!

"Your Tax Dollars At Work By: Pejman Yousefzadeh

Congratulations to the House Democrats and to Senator Barbara Boxer for their splendid and judicious decision to challenge President Bush's winning of 20 electoral votes in Ohio. Don't let all of those recounts and the fact that you were only able to shave a mere 300 votes off the Bush margin of victory in the Buckeye State stop you from holding to principle, dagnabbit! And the principle is clear: If exit polls say that your man is supposed to be President of the United States, and the actual vote goes against what the polls say, then it is the voters that must be wrong. Or there must be 'suppression.' Or something. Anything. It's not like exit polls are unreliable, after all. It's not like polls in general don't usually hit the mark with unerring accuracy (just this morning, former President Thomas Dewey called me up and reminded me to always trust the polls). And of course, John Kerry himself is personally invested in this fight--despite the fact that he's not even there for the Senate debate on whether to count Ohio's votes as part of President Bush's total. But don't let that stop you from doing your thing!

And when matters are finally concluded and the Ohio votes go to Bush as we expect they will, you can all go find a windmill to tilt at, or a stone to perpetually push uphill only to have it roll back on you and force you to start over. Because that's a useful expenditure of your time as well."