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Overheard on IM:( The new water cooler)
Best quotes overheard last night at the cyber water-cooler of Instant Messenger:

While we all of us on our chat session loved the Presidents speech, the real show of the evening was watching Kerrys attempt to get back in the game afterwards

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K**ry's now runnin' like a scalded dog

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You know anyone with a car in their driveway from 1968?
Then why in the hell would anyone want to put a man in the whitehouse who still thinks its 1968?

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Holy Christ!, he just said Vietnam again. If you took that word out of vocabulary, you'd get nothing out of his piehole but but the words "I and Me".

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Who's bright idea was it to keep a 60 year old man up past midnight to give a speech?

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Is there anyone on the planet that doesnt look at this as sad and pathetic?

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Just like a politician from Massachusetts to schedule a rally at midnight on a weeknight completely ignoring that people have to get up in the morning get the kids to school and go to work.

(reply)

You say that like he ever got up for work and got the kids to school or knew anyone who did.